Mary, 27, from Hartlepool writes:

Dear The Happy Couple,
I fancy a guy at work. He's really good-looking. I can see myself wanting children with him. But I only like guys who can drive cars. He can't. I'm soooo confused! What should I do?
Mary

PRO: He's good-looking
PRO: You're more likely to have good-looking kids
CON: He can't drive and he doesn't have a car
PRO: Statistically he's less likely to gas your good-looking kids in his car

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Jenny, 24, from Bangor writes:

Dear The Happy Couple,

Last night, some of my boyfriend's facial hair fell out onto his pillow, making him look like he's deliberately made cuts in one of his eyebrows, as if he wants people to think that he's been in a knife fight. Now I'm too embarrassed to go to the pub with him later. Should I leave him? Did I mention that he also has a Hitler moustache?

Jenny

CON: He looks stupid
PRO: His rare form of selective alopecia is neither hereditary nor contagious

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