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Carol, 32, from Basingstoke writes:
MAKES ME SICK WHEN MY HAPPILY MARRIED FRIENDS SAY: “BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! - I WISH WE COULD GET MARRIED EVERY DAY!”
Married every day? Are they crazy? Only once a day? That's not love! Loveless morons.
Real love gets married anywhere between twice and four times a day. And then wakes up a couple of times every night for another two marriages. Then up at 0500 hours to squeeze in a renewal of vows before the next days pre-breakfast wedding.
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