Sam, 24, from Winchester writes:
"My unusual facial piercing doesn't bother you does it?" Well to be honest, before she asked me that, I hadn't even noticed her scaffold pole cheek-piercing. I'd been too busy freaking out about her back-to-front knees. Later I couldn't resist asking, "Do drinks leak out of your cheek holes when you take it out?" She sighed, "People always ask me that. No, drinks do NOT leak out of the massive holes in my cheeks. Really foul-smelling puss does though." (link)
our verdict: 
A BIT AMUSING!