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Maggy, 34, from Dorset writes:

Every time I go away on a business trip and have to stay in a hotel overnight, my jealous and possessive fiance gets totally paranoid. But not about me cheating on him. (He gets paranoid that I'm part of an alien conspiracy to monitor his thoughts and kill him. It's a living nightmare for both of us.)

our verdict: HEARTHEARTHEARTHEARTHEARTHILARIOUS! (link)

James, 21, from London writes:

This happened after the time she was vomiting because I was near her, but before the time I made her skin crawl off to a corner to die...

I truly thought I was a good friend to be there for her 24 / 7 and comfort her as she cried her eyes out for weeks on end, but turns out she was crying because I was there! (link)

our verdict: HEARTHEARTHEARTHEARTHEARTHILARIOUS!

Sam, 24, from Winchester writes:

"My unusual facial piercing doesn't bother you does it?" Well to be honest, before she asked me that, I hadn't even noticed her scaffold pole cheek-piercing. I'd been too busy freaking out about her back-to-front knees. Later I couldn't resist asking, "Do drinks leak out of your cheek holes when you take it out?" She sighed, "People always ask me that. No, drinks do NOT leak out of the massive holes in my cheeks. Really foul-smelling puss does though." (link)

our verdict: HEARTHEARTA BIT AMUSING!

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