Blind Date

WOMAN ON PHONE:
Meet at 7 under the clock tower?

HAROLD ON PHONE:
Sounds good

WOMAN ON PHONE:
How will I recognise you?

HAROLD ON PHONE:
I'll be the ugly drunk dwarf

WOMAN ON PHONE:
What if there are two ugly drunk dwarves under the clock tower?

HAROLD ON PHONE:
I'll be the one who looks like the biggest fucking disappointment to you

WOMAN ON PHONE:
What if both ugly drunk dwarves are equally disappointing?

HAROLD ON PHONE:
I'll be the one who isn't unconscious on the floor with his wallet stolen.

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