A DAY IN THE SEX-LIFE OF: Prostitute-Based Chat-Up Line
A DAY IN THE SEX-LIFE OF HAROLD, OUR RESIDENT OBNOXIOUS ALCOHOLIC DWARF GANGSTER
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A day in the sex-life of Harold, our resident obnoxious alcoholic dwarf gangster
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PROSTITUTE-BASED CHAT UP LINE
HAROLD:
You remind me of my least favourite prostitute, when I was fucking her without a condom, while she was faking an orgasm, moments before she died of AIDS, minutes before I ejaculated prematurely onto her dead body from my tiny disease-ridden penis.WOMAN:
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